Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Life Lessons

Nothing is as stressful as trying to be a different person from who you are.

Amazingly, people think the things that happen to them happen only to them.

Some men I know spend more time maintaining their lawns than they do their relationships.

The most absolute dictator's power is not as great as a typical parent's power over their child.

I still place emphasis on appearance, even though I've run across quite a few well-dressed idiots.

Three things all children should know: (i) Who's the boss; (ii) What are the rules; and (iii) Who is going to enforce them?

I firmly believe that people who work 12 hours a day should go home with a bigger loaf of bread than people who work eight.

Some ideas are so incredibly stupid that only intellectuals can believe them.

Far more often than poverty breeds crime, crime breeds poverty.

It is better to be 0 for 20 than 0 for 0.

The older I get, the more heartfelt my prayers become.