Tuesday, October 23, 2012

New Obama Slogan

Yeah, it's a guy and a Democrat.  Has a few problems with spelling and critical thinking, but not entitlements.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

A Modest Proposal

I'm sure that all of you have wondered about the intricacies of the USA voting system, where the nation's popular vote does not directly lead to the election of the president, but the Electoral College Votes do.

It is estimated that there are currently some 12 million illegal Mexicans living in the USA at any one time and also that almost all of them vote Democrat.  That explains the strident insistence of President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder to prevent individual states insisting on voters having Voter ID cards (even if obtained for free).  Illegal aliens tend to reward the party that turns a blind eye to them being here illegally.

My proposition is to cut through the subterfuge and just allot a nominal number of electoral college votes to Mexico - say 25 - as the Mexicans in the lower 48 already vote anyway.  This would validate their votes and keep the Democrats in the presidency for quite a few decades to come.

A few emails to Harry Reid or your state democratic member of congress should help this plan get implemented. 

Friday, October 12, 2012

More Laws & Maxims

Meade's Maxim
Always remember that you are absolutely unique.  Just like everybody else.

George Bernard Shaw's Principle
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Kipling's Konstant
If you keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you don't understand the problem.

Anthony's Ruminations
(i) Little white lies are for golfers.
(ii) Equal opportunities are for the dead.
(iii) Build a better mousetrap - if you hate cats.
(iv) Overpopulation is not a disease - it's a growth.
(v) You can't tell a book by its movie.      

Van Roy's Postulates
(i) Never whisper to the deaf and wink at the blind.
(ii) Recipe for trouble: believe all you hear and repeat it.

Vigue's Law
A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.

John's Law of Collateral
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

Pipe Axiom
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

Lippka's Law  
When the world falls into complete moral decay, don't be so old you can't enjoy it.

Two Thanksgiving Tenets
(i) At any given dinner where a single turkey is served, three of the guests will ask for a wing.
(ii) The job of carving a turkey is always assigned to the person least capable of carrying it out.