Remember that not all the faculty has all their faculties.
You can get away with anything as long as you tell someone about it.
The grass is brown on BOTH sides of the damn fence.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
People in groups tend to agree to things which they know individually are stupid.
Time is an illusion perpetuated by the manufacturer of space.
The Art of Diplomacy is saying "Nice doggie!" until you can find a big enough stick.
I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good lie.
Intelligence is when you can spot the flaw in your boss's reasoning. Wisdom is not pointing it out.